Chair: OK Item 1 on the Agenda – EU negotiations. Prime Minister, please report
Minister 1: How much money?
PM: Here is the breakdown
(admin. passes document looking like an invoice to other ministers)
Minister 2: What the Dickens?
Minister 4: They’re a bunch of highwaymen!
Minister 5: Did the subject of “soft Brexit” not come up
Minister 6: So, Prime Minister…we’re fucked aren’t we?
PM: Er..um…(shifts in seat)…have we written any position papers on what a very very soft Brexit look like?