..despite the fact that I am British, and somewhat self-effacing (stop laughing in the back of the room), I feel the need to engage in some blatant self-promotion.
So....

I present my latest self-indulgent egomaniacal waste of time...the Corporate Realist's Dictionary, where a 28-year I.T. veteran explains the real meaning of many modern words and business phrases or acronyms, including inventing some of his own. Any resemblance to corporations or persons, living or dead, is probably intentional.
The author of this dictionary will accept money, compliments and dates with beautiful and wealthy women. Hate mail, abusive phone calls and invitations to vacation at Caribbean locations whose names begin with G and end in o will be firmly rejected.