One of your villages is missing an idiot, and we appear to have located him...
Of course, on this blog, which actually is largely peopled by commenters who are not bloviating idiots, somebody asked the rather obvious question:

...what was the FBI doing looking into terrorist cells overseas? Now if it was a retired NSA agent, or CIA agent, then this story would simply be idiotic, but adding in the fact that this alleged source worked for an agency tasked with internal law enforcement...