I am starting a new weekly feature - my nomination for the Whisky Tango Foxtrot? Site Of The Week.
The criteria are many and varied, including utterly ludicrous content, appalling layout and design, diabolical writing...the main criterion being that after no more than 90 seconds of inspecting the site, I find my lips forming the three letters "WTF".
So, without further ado, here is the WTF? Site Of the Week:

Ascension With Earth

WARNING - Extreme wackadoodleness on display