Somebody started the hashtag #TrumpBookReport to imagine how Donald Trump would review the classic works of literature. Here are some of the entries.
Humpty Dumpty, bad hombre folks. He wanted to get on the other side of the wall. Believe me. I will build a higher wall #TrumpBookReport
— Filsan Farah (@FillyCheZeSteaK) October 20, 2016
"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD? Believe me-if those mockingbirds had guns they wouldn't have been killed."#TrumpBookReport
— Gloria Bernstein (@GloriaBB2) October 20, 2016
Fahrenheit 451 is a tremendous temperature. I mean really huge. But global warming is a hoax created by China #TrumpBookReport
— Kevin Herbst (@HerbstKevin) October 20, 2016
Voldemort, great guy and strong leader, wants to make wizardry great again while orphan loser Potter is rigging the system.#TrumpBookReport
— imfabulous (@imfabulous13) October 20, 2016
Hamlet was weak, so weak. He couldn't make up his mind. I can, believe me. I've made up my mind very much better than him. #TrumpBookReport
— James Morrison (@JamesPMorrison) October 20, 2016
Anne Frank. With that face I don't blame her for hiding. #trumpbookreport
— andy lassner (@andylassner) October 20, 2016
Lolita? In six years, I'll be dating her.#TrumpBookReport
— Jennifer Senior (@JenSeniorNY) October 20, 2016
"It was the best of times"
"It was the worst of times"
"It was the age of wisdom"
— Erin Baker (@Peash_) October 20, 2016
Les Miserables, of course they are miserable, the inner city is a mess folks, believe me. People stealing bread everywhere. #TrumpBookReport
— Nasty Ashmit (@calydonianbore) October 20, 2016
Winnie the Pooh…don't get me started. Low energy. Lazy. Overweight & no stamina. Always eating. He should be drug tested.#TrumpBookReport
— Morgan Cikowski (@Morgans_Twitt3r) October 20, 2016